Tags: fanfiction



Goddamn fanfiction...

"Owww! Did you just spank me!?"

"Well, you must admit you've been very naughty..."

"Goddamnit, Malfoy, don't do that...alright, nevermind, do it again! Oww, not so hard!"

"Hermione...why are the lights going on and off?"

"Oh, I uh, installed this Muggle device on the lights here, it's called the 'Clapper' and it-"

"Nevermind, I don't even want to know."

*Dies* XD

Good thing I don't have chocolate milk this time. It's worse than squirting white milk through your nose :/

p.s. I should really be doing something constructive now.